When you pee clear
Tomorrow I will wonder about the wisdom of posting about an idea that came to me while in the bathroom adjusting my cleavage and fixing my hair, but I think there is one fundamental moment in a drinking woman's night: when the toilet is completely colorless and you have peed clear, you are full on in it and on the drunk train for the night. Every girl who has done any serious drinking knows about this moment. I am disappointed to report there was a faint yellow hue to my pee this first time (breaking the seal) so therefore there is still work to do.
The others are talking about how the "shot girls" at titty bars (aka strip clubs) are usually hotter than the actual dancers. Having never been to such an establishment beyond the Clermont Lounge--where NONE of them are particularly attractive, I can neither confirm nor deny. Maybe later on I will talk about my fear of going to a strip club...I already told everyone here but I don't know if I want to record it for posterity.
4 comments:
I guess yur fear of strip clubs is understandable, in a way. But you better get over it by next summer, at least for one night, so you can come support me at amateur night. I am going to motherfucking do this thing!!
I went to a strip bar last year on New Years Eve and was struck by how bored the women looked. Couldn't the men tell? Apparently not!
Happy drunk blogging!
the idea of shot girls alarms me. as my kids would say "Mom, that one makes your eyebrows do that thing ^ ^."
Ahhh yes...the litmus test for drunken-ness: clear pee. I can't get off that drunk train tonight it would seem.
I've only been in one strip club in my life and if someone will remind me, I should post that story one day. It deserves the telling.
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