Awesome

We have a fight brewing over whether someone is yelling or merely speaking normally, and meanwhile I am fucking hammered. And Amber is trying not to throw up. And I cannot stop laughing. And soon I will pee clear.

And probably 3 minutes ago Saddam probably was hanged and it really bothers me and I can't adequately explain why.

And I am on my 4th sapphire and tonic which explains everything.

And Rusty killed his blog but then brought it back because he just accidentally set all his posts to private.

And we are talking about going to the Clermont Lounge after this.

And griftdrift was going to write about his habit of dating waitresses but he declined.

And Shelbinator says he won't go to the Clermont because he is a "giant gaping vagina." (As opposed to just a pussy.)

And yes, I am drunk. It has arrived.