Highlights from the Biloxi trip
In an effort to beat Hurricane Gustav to the gulf coast, we left Thursday afternoon headed to Biloxi, MS for the Gulf Coast Poker Championship. We made it to Saraland, AL, a suburb of Mobile with not much in it other than a Wal-mart and a few restaurants. Sadly, I was unable to aquire a Saraland T-shirt before we departed.
Friday morning we realized the need to gas up before hitting the road for the last hour's drive to Biloxi. Unfortunately, everyone else in the gulf coast realized about the same time that getting gas was a really good idea in advance of a hurricane. The pumps were all full of people not only filling their cars but filling extra gas cans and generators. A bad sign. But still, we made it to the Beau Rivage with about half an hour to spare before the tournament started.
We both felt a little off our game from being so rushed to get there, and it didn't help when the person I went with ended up seated randomly next to me at our first table! In these events, the computer is supposed to assign each player to a random seat, so it was very surprising that out of 469 players we ended up next to each other. It threw me off a little, and unfortunately I was largely card dead while at that table. When we got moved to our next table, I was a little under my starting stack size about 3 levels in. I picked up pocket aces about halfway through the next round while at my new table, and managed to get my chips all in with them only to lose to K-Q when the other guy picked up two pair. Normally I would have been frustrated as hell, but I was actually very zen about it all. At least I got my money in with the best starting hand in poker, and after that there was nothing I could do.
Friday night after we were both out of the tournament, we tried a famous Biloxi restaurant that I'd read about and really wanted to go to: Mary Mahoney's. Right on the strip of Beach Blvd, the restaurant is in an old New Orleans style building with a beautiful courtyard and various signs marking the high water point from Katrina...on the second floor. The food did not disappoint, as the gumbo was probably the best I've ever had. My entree was very strange, but I think that was just because I chose poorly. I tasted the crawfish etoufee and a stuffed red snapper, and both were fantastic.
We had a strange little bar downstairs from our hotel, and it proved entertaining. We were across from the Beau Rivage, and all of the tournament dealers were apparently staying at our same hotel. There was much discussion of whether play would resume on Saturday or if the casino would close so that everyone could evacuate. We talked about leaving the next day, but decided we would see if the tournament would take place and would stay and play one more day if it did.
Saturday the casino was a ghost town, but the tournament did occur. After some discussion, we decided to play. They ended up getting 300 players, and I made it about halfway through that. I had a table made up largely of very good players and a few assholes, but I just couldn't get anything going against them. I did find a slot machine that was very good to me, and EXTREMELY good to the person I traveled with...to the tune of about $500.
Overall, the Beau Rivage is a beautiful hotel and I would love to go play in the casino again when it's not hurricane season. Their slots leave something to be desired, but that's probably for the best so that I don't waste money. Biloxi itself is not the shithole I'd heard it was, and the beach that we saw on our drives down both ends of US 90 looked like a lovely place to spend an afternoon.
We considered leaving Saturday night but unfortunately had a bit to drink and didn't end up making it out of town. Instead, we awoke very early Sunday to try and get the hell out of dodge ahead of the storm. Unfortunately, everyone had the same idea. We pulled onto the bridge out of Biloxi and came to a dead stop, with people getting out of their cars and wandering around. For a minute or two, I became terrified that this was the evacuation traffic and that we would take hours just to get away from the coast. It turned out that the bridge was a drawbridge and it was up to allow all the shrimp boats to come in from the coast and hunker down for the storm. After a 30 minute parade of shrimp boats and watching the craziest amalgamation of redneckdom ever assembled walking around the bridge, we started finally moving again.
We figured that once we made it to Mobile, traffic would lessen and it would be a smooth drive back to Atlanta. Sadly, this was completely wrong. It took us nearly 2.5 hours to make it to Mobile, but even after that point we were only averaging about 20 miles an hour except for a few brief spurts of faster movement. In the first 4 hours on the road, we traveled less than 150 miles. About 20 miles outside Mobile, after having eaten no breakfast and seeing the gas tank nearly on empty, we decided we would stop at the next exit. Both restaurants there were closed, one because according to the sign on the door they were out of food. The gas stations were packed, but it wasn't clear if they had any gas. We got back on the highway and crawled the 24 miles to the next exit. We were told that this exit had both gas and food by some large emergency signs in the median. Apparently the wave of evacuees was overtaking every exit along I-65 and cleaning them out of food and gasoline.
We realized we would have this problem all the way up I-65 to Montgomery, and decided that we would prefer to risk it on backroads. We took the next exit and headed into a small town with a name like Greenview or Evergreen. We were able to gas up and get something to eat, and then we plotted our course around Montgomery. We traveled through beautiful back country, and saw both Troy and Luverne, the latter of which is home of the world's largest peanut boil. Some 3 hours after we exited the highway, we emerged onto I-85 to find that the traffic was still heavy but moving fast, and we drove the rest of the way back to Atlanta. The entire trip took 10.5 hours, to go 370 miles. It was utterly exhausting, and I understand why hurricane evacuees are so reluctant to leave and go through such an ordeal.
However, seeing the pictures of the hurricane damage to Biloxi makes me mighty happy we got the hell out, too.