Showing posts with label Fashion. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Fashion. Show all posts

Wednesday, October 22, 2008

In defense of shopping

Much is being made today of the revelation that the McCain-Palin campaign has shelled out upwards of $150,000.00 for clothing, shoes, hair and makeup for Vice Presidential candidate Sarah Palin. People think it's tacky and excessive, sends the wrong message, and makes the McCain campaign seem overly concerned about superficial things.

The problem is, campaigns for female candidates ARE about appearances, much moreso than for male candidates. Nobody notices if Joe Biden's navy blue suit and matching blue tie are 5 years old or brand new, because men's business fashion never really changes all that much. The only debate there is what colors of shirt and tie are acceptable, and making sure that the suits still fit and the shoes are nicely polished. Hell, as long as the suit is re-pressed, a male candidate can wear the same one 3 days in a given week and nobody will say a word. You men have it very, very easy.

But women's fashion is a constantly changing thing. You have not only the fabrics, the colors, and the cut of suits, but you also have the blouses that go under the suit, the belts and jewelry and bag, the shoes (my god, the shoes), and ever-changing concepts of what hair and makeup is appropriate. Staying fashion appropriate is a much bigger challenge for all professional women as compared to men. But then if you add in the inordinate attention paid to female candidates' fashion choices as opposed to their male counterparts, and of COURSE any female candidate is going to need a hefty "makeover" budget. It goes without saying.





For all of her efforts to downplay the difference between Alaska and the rest of the country, Sarah Palin herself could not deny that the fashion choices available to her were far fewer than those available to women in large metropolitan cities in the lower 48. Her clothing prior to her selection as VP candidate was unremarkable, which is about all you can expect. It certainly wasn't polished and impressive, but at least it wasn't outright tacky. Still, the day she was picked I said that someone had already been given the assignment of softening the bad highlights in her hair, getting her to back away a little from the ever-present updo she favored, improve the subtlety of her makeup, and go buy her an absolute shit ton of new clothes. It appears that this is exactly what happened.



Her first apperance with McCain after the official unveiling speech was when they toured areas affected by Hurricane Gustav. Sarah Palin showed up in a white button down shirt, jeans, and the hoop earrings heard round the world. She was reviled by pundits and bloggers for seeming too flippant about hurricane victims' plight...because of her EARRINGS. If this didn't tell you the inordinate attention being paid to her fashion choice, nothing would.





Very quickly, the campaign must have realized they had to go shopping for her pronto. Her convention speech was a few days away, and the whole world would be watching. So much scrutiny was applied to Sarah Palin's convention speech that the selection of an outfit was likely the kind of decision that numerous campaign officials had a say in. If she had chosen something too girly and flirty, she would have seemed inconsequential. If she had chosen something dowdy and out of date, she would have seemed provincial. Instead, she selected a beige quilted Gucci jacket and black skirt that hit the right notes--fashionable without being ostentatious, and not at all suggestive.



For the debate, her second big appearance on the national stage, she wore a slightly lower cut but still appropriate black Valentino suit with a tight cut to the skirt (because someone had figured out that hinting at her sex appeal helped them with white men) and a slightly lower (but still not suggestive) neckline. I actually very much liked the suit for the debate and think it was a fashion home run. I also don't think it's an accident that Palin wore her hair down, not in the traditional updo, for both the debate and the convention speech. Someone told her that she needed to lose the severity of her former favorite hairstyle, and they were right.

Now, the case could be made that while a little fashion policing of her wardrobe was certainly in order, the problem is the amount she spent on her makeover. Why buy a $3500 Valentino suit when a $600 Tahari would do? Why have Prada shoes if Franco Sarto or Joan & David would have made something just as fashionable for one fifth the price? This is a legitimate question, and undoubtedly the stylist hired to help Palin shop was not sufficiently mindful of how the public might react to the notion of spending the cost of a modest 3 bedroom house on one woman's wardrobe. But you can't deny that Palin's style has improved considerably from her days back in Alaska, and that her positive personal image is probably the only thing she really has going for her with the public right now.

I wish it were the case that women's personal appearance wasn't so important to their success in professional pursuits as well as personal ones, but it simply is. Any female attorney will tell you that jurors and judges can be swayed by something as simple as whether an attorney appears attractive and polished or disheveled and unimpressive. So, too, will businesspeople respond better to sales pitches and business presentations delivered by women who seem confident, polished and attractive rather than unconcerned about their personal appearance. It is a fact of life, and one that a candidate would be wrong to ignore or attempt to defy. Dowdy unkempt women candidates simply don't get elected very often.

While this spending is being held up as a symbol of excess in an economic crisis, let's not pretend that attempts to make over Sarah Palin's image were a bad idea. We can quibble about whether it was unnecessarily expensive, but it was something that had to happen.

And maybe now you men will understand why I spend so blasted much on my wardrobe and grooming.

Tuesday, October 09, 2007

Fashionista help

Last week when flying back from Philadelphia I noticed that one of the flight attendants was wearing a red hat. It was strange, because here we were on a plane and all of her hair was tucked up under this admittedly cute, but strangely inappropriate hat. It made me think how often seeing friends wearing hats had left me with this feeling that they just were trying far too hard. I'm not talking about baseball caps on a warm day or knit hats in Boston in the winter--but stylized hats intended to be an style accessory rather than a necessity.


And yet, I just saw this hat on Banana Republic's website and I am instantly in love. I'm not sure that I'd ever need to wear such a hat since Atlanta rarely gets cold enough for gloves, let alone head coverings. But I *am* going to Boston and New York next month, I am telling myself. And yes, the hat is $150 and that is crazy. But it's so cute!

But, here's the important question. Would I, by wearing this, be one of those people who's trying too hard? Be honest, don't worry about offending me and then seeing me looking like a doofus wearing it anyway in a few months. I have made no decisions yet, but I need fresh perspective.

Here is the hat in question:

Tuesday, September 04, 2007

Fall Fashion

I figured it all out yesterday so you don't have to.

Ladies, the fall trends are tweed, deep purples and other jewel tones like turquoise, Flouncy or "bubble" sleeves and hems, and stiletto heels. Oh, and empire waist or turban-cut sweaters and hippie-cut turban-esque brightly colored dresses. And really, all of the dresses are incredibly short. I guess Britney was onto something there.

Unfortunately for me, other than the purple I pretty much hate all of it. Tweed is ugly and boring, and I can't wear stilettos because I'm already too freaking tall as it is. Meanwhile everything empire waist that's still in just makes me look enormous thanks to having the bazooms. And being 6ft tall means that extremely short dresses are all but obscene on me. So while I wandered around Macy's and the mall I silently cursed the gods for giving me these genes. Tall and busty might sound good, but right now fashion is all about the flat chested shrimpy girls.

Having said all of that, I bought this dress yesterday. I have not decided if I really like it on me, or if I will even wear it and therefore it may be returned. But I think it's really beautiful...on the hanger. Part of me wonders what the hell I was thinking even considering empire waist.

Thursday, July 26, 2007

T- Hee

There's a boatload of funny as hell T-shirts here. I'm having trouble which one I want most but it's probably the one about the internet.

Thursday, June 07, 2007

Bad fashion I'd rather forget


Inspired by SpaceyG's pics from the 80s I am reminded of my own ill-advised fashion miscues as a teenager in the late 80s/early 90s. And there were many. I was born in 1975, so I hit 12 years old in 1987 which was pretty much the height of bad fashion. While I don't think that I have any pictures of myself wearing these atrocities, I did commit them at the time:

Harem pants with those little cropped jackets like MC Hammer wore
Stirrup pants and Express sweatshirts (with shoulder pads, of course)
Express foldover waist pants (also with oversized sweaters with shoulder pads)
The tsunami of carefully sculpted and hairsprayed bangs, with hair down or in a banana clip
Spiral perms (I had 5 of them before I was 13)
A jean jacket that my mom sewed rhinestones onto when I was 10, by hand because it was pre Bedazzler

And last but not least...

A painter's cap that I painted when I was about 8 with those squeezy paints, on which I had written on the top (you'll love this and I will never live it down) "I love boys." God I was a dork.

There may be a picture somewhere at home of my godawful high school bangs, and I will consider finding and scanning it for posting. But I may chicken out, because some things are just better left imagined.

Then again, I could do my own version of CrazyAuntPurl's hairstory...hmmm....

Wednesday, March 21, 2007

Miscellanous babble

*Whoever brought back ballet flats this season and made them the new hot shoe style...I love you. After a deposition this morning I found myself perilously close to a DSW and simply could not resist. $250 and 4 pairs of shoes later...well let's just say I'm gonna have to make some room in my closet. I bought some leopard print ballet flats that I think are adorable but that I'm not sure I will ever have the nerve to wear. We'll see.


* I played in the 2nd WSOP qualifier last night, and though I lasted longer than the one on Sunday, I was still out about a half hour after the first break. I was bummed about it, too, because it really all came down to a bad beat very early. I had Q-10 in the big blind, the flop was 8-10-10 and I figured I was pretty well golden. I won't get into the particulars of my post-flop betting but after putting in nearly 20% of my starting stack I discovered that the other guy had K-10. From there it was a constant battle to stay alive and though I should be proud of how long I lasted given that ugly start, I'm still annoyed. The play in these qualifiers is pretty different from the satellites and other online tournaments I've played in before, and I'm not sure I've figured it out yet. Hopefully I'll get another chance soon. Last night after I was knocked out of the qualifier I played in the same satellite that I won a week ago, but only made it to 18th this time. I was tired, I had a deposition today, and I basically decided at about 1:15 that I just didn't care anymore. Funny how quickly you can piss away one of the top 10 stacks when you mentally give up! But I have a few more satellite tokens/entries in my warchest and I intend to keep trying.

* So maybe there was already a ton of coverage and I missed it, but I'm somewhat surprised there isn't any discussion going on about the proposed constitutional amendment here in GA that would define a human being as existing from the point of fertilization. Presumably this amendment, if passed by the legislature to be placed on the ballot, would serve 3 purposes: 1) drive the fundies to the polls in 2008, 2) provide a constitutional basis for outlawing embryonic stem cell research in GA (as the legislature would clearly like to do), and 3) provide a constitutional basis for HB1 or something similar which would outlaw abortion with no exceptions and pick a fight to potentially overturn Roe v. Wade. I feel like those who should be mobilizing against this proposed amendment are already behind the 8 ball and I'm not sure if it's because they feel confident it will make the ballot and they want to save resources for fighting it out in the court of public opinion, or if nobody thinks it has a real chance of success. Either way, I worry. A lot.

* I'm apparently nesting lately. That's what everyone says regarding my sudden urge to complete decorating my house (bought all the new chocolate brown/Tiffany blue bedding for my guest room and have designs on a rug and paint for the walls) and to start planting things in the yard and generally make my "nest" complete. They all say this to me with one eyebrow raised ala the secret "are you pregnant?" thing...to which the answer is no, or I damn sure better not be because a) my body has some 'splaining to do and b) that would be proof of a really sick twisted sense of humor from life right now. Instead I prefer to think of it as controlling the things I can control, which at this point in my life is pretty much limited to my house and nothing more because my work life is out of control, my personal life has gone to shit, and everything in between has been caught in the recent maelstrom. So the one thing I have the power to do is paint my house and buy things for it. And oh how I have bought.

* This whole thing is hilarious but my favorite is the third part near the bottom, "How college students imagine the United States government."

* I am clearly addicted to the Youtube, and you know what? I don't care. Here's today's music video, Fiona Apple's "Extraordinary Machine" which my friend Samantha says is my theme song.

* Mitt, Mitt, Mitt. You can't piss off the Cuban expatriates in Miami and expect to have a shot in the Florida Republican primary. And oh, how this story made me long for my former 2 newspaper hometown, where the Herald could always be counted on to see the line of good taste and go racing well past it. Today's cover?


That's all for now. Not sure if I will post anything else today or go back to drowning.

Monday, March 05, 2007

The Empire Strikes Back

Having run across a buy-one-get-one-free rack of DKNY stuff at Macy's when I popped in on Saturday to buy moisturizer before heading to meet someone for dinner and a movie, my shopping appetite was suddenly whetted. I hadn't bought any new clothes or shoes in quite some time, and I had a little money burning a hole in my proverbial pocket. So, yesterday after a baby shower I sauntered up to Perimeter Mall intending to blow a couple hundred bucks on some clothes.


Much to my horror, empire waist is back with a venegance. To my even greater horror, it looks atrocious on me. I am convinced this style was designed by small-breasted women as payback to those of us more generously endowed. Why else would anyone choose such an unflattering silhouette? This ain't Jane Austen days, ladies. We need and want definition for our waists and emphasis for our curves, not to look like we're wearing a gunny sack from the breasts down.

There is nothing more frustrating than going to the mall intending to spend serious cash, only to find not a thing that looks good enough on you to actually buy. Such was the case yesterday, and so today I did a little more shopping at lunch. I tried on three empire waist dresses, hoping for the best, but each time I felt like it looked like a nightgown just hanging loosely and unflatteringly around my waist. Now maybe that's because I had to go up a size just to get the bustline to fit (it's the only part of empire that's NOT generous), but it was still terribly unflattering. And it pisses me off. Why do we let stupid trends like this take over the stores for an entire season, ruining the options for the 95% of women on whom it will look terrible? Skinny jeans, I'm looking at you too here.

Just look at Naomi Watts' dress from the Oscars. It's ugly, and the only reason she chose this style was to hide her growing pregnant belly. Why should the rest of us let this become a trend? If you have breasts, or hips, or a body fat percentage in the double digits, this look is going to be a disaster.
In completely unrelated news, I managed to still spend $350 at lunch and I'm trying to renew my pledge to eat healthy this year. And I may even start breaking out the treadmill again.