He clearly learned nothing from George Michael

Given the ease with which you can find no strings attached sex these days via Craigslist and other places on the internet, it's a wonder that anyone is still dumb enough to try the old "I'll give ya $20 to blow me" trick in a public restroom. But Bob Allen, a Republican state legislator in my old stomping grounds of Orlando, FL is even dumber--he hung around a rest area and offered to give an undercover cop a blowjob for the bargain basement price of $20.

Check him out--wouldn't you let him blow you for just $20?

These Republicans and their hypocrisy just make me so angry, as they play the anti-gay religious conservative family values card while they're either up to their eyeballs in hookers, talking dirty to teenagers, or trolling for a little hot cop rest area sex. No, I'm not pretending that Democrats haven't had their own share of sex scandals but then they're not the ones running around screaming about the gay menace, now are they?

In a horrible way, Allen's pretty lucky that everyone in Orlando is preoccupied with the plane crash into some houses in Sanford that killed a bunch of people. That's going to seriously dampen the scandal impact of this story. But I'm guessing Allen is going to decide to step down from the state legislature and spend a little more time with his family any day now.