The Celebrity Stupidity Trifecta

I'm feeling catty today, so let's revel in the fact that so far 2007 has been an excellent year for those who hate talentless celebrity bitches who are only famous because they show the world their hoo-has every few weeks. Seriously, could we love this year any more? Already:

Britney Spears went crazy and was in rehab, no out of rehab, no in rehab again, no out of rehab again, then she shaved her head and attacked a car with an umbrella, and only when her sleazebag baby daddy actually threatened her with loss of custody of her children did she go back to rehab and actually stick it out this time. And now she's continuing her desperate attempt to convince people that she's still relevant and not just a shitty singer who's lost the looks and hot 17 year old body that made her famous. Love it, she's trash and she's finally proving it.

And then Paris Hilton violated her probation by driving with a suspended license, and actually was held accountable for it by being sentenced to jail, at which point she suddenly found Jesus and begged the Governator to give her clemency because she brings so much excitement to the dull lives of the commoners. Ugh, Paris, I hope rats run over your feet every single day you spend in prison, you overprivileged talentless waste.

But the best of all is Lindsay freakin' Lohan, the poster child of all that is wrong with young Hollywood, who just completed a stint in rehab herself and has the "30 days sober" placard on her car to prove it, wrecked that car in LA over the weekend and simply left it there and went to the hospital, while the police received calls about the accident and when they got to the car they found cocaine. Lohan has now been charged with DUI and possession, even though the very next night she was photographed passed out in someone else's car (hers having been WRECKED) and shows absolutely zero signs of having learned her lesson. It amazes me that she and her mother continue to paint this whole thing as a campaign of lies by the media when she has been photographed doing coke and just acts like a cokehead pretty much constantly. What the hell rehab center did they send her to, the Four Seasons luxury suite? Whatever it was, it certainly wasn't "adequite."