Strange Thoughts

Just now, as I was sitting here carefully proofreading a document, I squeezed my legs together while stretching and heard and felt 2 little pops of bones deep within my pelvis. And then I actually thought to myself "wow, my vagina is double-jointed!"

Yes, these are the thoughts that run through my head as I am being billed out at over $300 an hour. Clearly, I'm totally worth it!